*fucks something serious up*
me: shit my bad
(Source: retiredjesus, via zaynsbro)
*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
(Source: whiteboyfriend, via zaynsbro)
i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.
(Source: lawngreen, via zaynsbro)
Holidays on tumblr are the best, everything turns into a joke.
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen